Hum Samosay Ly Atay Hain

ہم سموسے لے کہ آتے ہیں

خاموش پلکوں سے جب آنسو بکھر جاتے ہیں
آپ کیا جانے آپ کتنا یاد اتے ہیں
ابھی بھی ُاسی موڑ پر کھڑ ے ہیں جہاں
آپ نے کہا تھا ٹھرو ہم سموسے لے کہ آتے ہیں

Parody of ATIF'S Songs Remixed

 

E h S A S . . .

Main aikK Qarz hOon ...
ya Ek udhaaR hoon...
Main eK jiSM hOon ....
ya phir BunyaaN hoon....
Kay Kachay Kii Talaash Hai ...
Duuur TaLaaaB hai....
Market main AaLOoo nahiii ...
Na maRket main pIyaaZ hAi....
Hey Dhuz daM dhuz dam dam dhUz
Hey dhuz Dam dhuz dAm daM dhuZ
mainn Ek qArz hOon
Ya Ek udhaaR Hoon
Main Ek jiSm hOon
Ya EK bunyaaN hooN

C H A l P A R I ? ?

Sooo Jaanay Dooo.....Doob Janay Doo Yaaar
tUbeweLL mainn Kahiiiiin....TubEweLL main Kahiiiin
Gandi MachLii.....aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaa....aaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaaaa
y A Q e E n . . .
aaaJ NaL KhuLa hay
Tumm Jo naha'e
Gandagii Jo bhi thi
ab WOh nahi dhuL Pa'e
BhaaGay hain, Roye saBhi
aisi Hay terI yeh badboo Bhi....
Dinn bhi Wohi...RaaTain wOhi...
SanSoon main badbooo hai abhi...
uhhh huunnn
uuhhh huuuunn
uhhh huuun huun huuun huuun huuun
dafaaa hoooooooooooooooooo
dafaaaa hoooooooooooooooo
dafaaa hooooooooooo Hooo hooo dafa hoooooooo
Ab agar tuM miLay tu
itna yaqeeN hay
DarbAy main band kARaiN gay
Ronaa nahi hayyyyyyyyyy

B H E E G I Y A D A I N . . .

Woh jootay...woh Thuppar....koi na bhoolay....
woh danday...woh lafray...woh latoon ki barsatain...
na main janoon .. na tu janay
kaisa hai yeh alam koi na janayy
phir kyun hay yeh dada geeree?
kaisi hai tapoori geeree
pit gaye kyunnn??
jeet gaye tummm
Woh jootay...woh Thuppar....koi na bhoolay....
woh danday...woh lafray...woh latoon ki barsatain...
lohay k is danday say bara hai mera hath
per ja'e agar yeh kisi par..kaisay hogi phir sulahh!!
phir kyun hai yeh dada geeree
kaisi hai yeh tapoori geereee
pit ga'e hum
jeet ga'e tum
woh......

D I L h A R A Y . . .

atif say jab bhi ho goher juda
goher say jab bhi atif juda
to media pukaray pukaray bachao
kay fans pukarain pukarain kuch to batao
kay atif bolay bolay goher ko
kay man ja ray mana lay mujhay
sun bongay lagalay galay
thora sa talent day day mujhay
tere bina , gana lagay saza
tera sath ho yeh saza lagay jaza
tu copy karkay ju goher kay ganay
goher peechay main hojaon agay
kay fanz bolain kay yeh kya hai
ek taraf jal pari doosri taraf aadat hai
ek taraf farhan doosri taraf atif choor hai
akhir yeh jal band kiska hai...
ohhhhhhooohoooooo
atif goher padha howa atif goher ka padha........
kay fanz abb kahan ja'e
ek taraf goher tu doosri taraf atif chor nazar aa'e
kay fanz abb kahan ja'e

The problems with GUYS:

The problems with GUYS:

If u

TREAThim nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u

Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u

DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u

Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.

If u

ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN

If u keep

QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS

If u are

SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ;

If he's

Smarter than u, he is GREAT .

If u don't

Love him, he tries to POSSESSu;

If u

Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't

make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u

do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your

PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME ;

If u

don't, he says that u don't TRUSThim.

If u

SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he

SCOLDSu, it is because he CARESfor u.

If u

BREAKyour PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ;

If he

BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u

SMOKE, u are BADgirl;

If he

S MOKES , he is GENTLEMAN .

If u do

WELLin your exams, he says it's LUCK ;

If he does

WELL, it's BRAINS.

If uHURThim, u are CRUEL;
If he

HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!

&

sooo hard to please !!!!!

Different Answers

 

Different answers of people of different countries after accident...

American: Sorry man!

Indian: Dekh kay bhaiya.

British: Its ok :-)


Pakstani: Ghaday kay bachey, ankhen hen ya button! Badtameez, terey baap ka road hai kia puri gari ka satyanas krdya...Ullu k patthay